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Yes, you knew there's a lot of dead mother-fuckers. We've had billion people live on this earth. That's what the experts say. A hundred billion people have lived here. So let's say half of them died and went to heaven.

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That's 50 billion people up there. That's a pretty crowded place.

It must get pretty busy and pretty hectic up there. And God must get pretty pissed off with all these favors. Spelling test Tuesday. Get the fuck out of here, would you, please?

Just get the fuck out of here. That's why he wanted one day off a week.

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